axedeodorant:

I’m bringing this to every college party I go to this year.

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wwbioteach:

The truth that every girl feels breathing down their neck as described by a teenage misfit in an 80s movie about kids in Saturday school written by a man.

1 day ago   155894   Reblog

myintriguing:

My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights

1 day ago   512713   Reblog

cool gender neutral dating terms

lizlord:

1. datemate
2. kissfriend
3. lovebud
4. smoochcutie
5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
9. commitmentbuddy
10. coolperson

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daisyvalley:

thefinalhidingplace:

tyleroakley:

DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.

Yes

I love dogs so much oh my god

1 day ago   461231   Reblog

coluring:

"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever

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tylerchokely:

Don’t suck a dick that doesn’t hit the back of your throat LOVE YOURSELF

THE FUCKING URL

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deliciouslydairyfreerecipes:

Vegan Banana Chocolate Smoothie

1 cup light canned coconut milk (coconut milk from a carton or full-fat from a can works too)
1 medium banana
2 tablespoons chocolate syrup
1 cup ice

  1. Place all ingredients in a blender and puree until smooth. Pour into a glass and serve with a straw.
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onamelancholyhill:

destielcr7:

tenscupcake:

sam fucking knows.

SAM. FUCKING. KNOWS.

This breaks my heart in so many ways

Of course Sam fucking knows.

As much as we fucking know…

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cokeflow:

“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed

1 day ago   56708   Reblog

bevgodsgirls:

frigerator:

I support thick thighs

Thick thighs support me

1 day ago   49434   Reblog

averypottermormon:

rreallyrandomstuff:

twofingerswhiskey:

kittykaterpilla:

consulting-assbutt-of-the-lord:

caniborrowyoursanity:

nowyoukno:

nowyoukno some last words

See More Daily Facts Here!

I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew

"Uh Oh."

"Quite the contrary"

VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE

Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.

somewhere Pudge from Looking For Alaska is squealing with delight

2 days ago   26686   Reblog

rainss-of-castamere:

pissyeti:

when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong

image

How can I relate so much to a fucking chair? This fucking site

2 days ago   33758   Reblog
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