I’m bringing this to every college party I go to this year.
The truth that every girl feels breathing down their neck as described by a teenage misfit in an 80s movie about kids in Saturday school written by a man.
My friends decided to take a lovely pic for the Westboro Baptist Church. They’re not gay but they support gay rights
5. romfriend (like romantic get it)
6. my person
7. favorite friend
8. the datemeister
DOGS ARE SUCH GLORIOUS CREATURES.
I love dogs so much oh my god
"i’m gonna study now" is my most used lie ever
Don’t suck a dick that doesn’t hit the back of your throat LOVE YOURSELF
THE FUCKING URL
1 cup light canned coconut milk (coconut milk from a carton or full-fat from a can works too)
1 medium banana
2 tablespoons chocolate syrup
1 cup ice
- Place all ingredients in a blender and puree until smooth. Pour into a glass and serve with a straw.
sam fucking knows.
SAM. FUCKING. KNOWS.
This breaks my heart in so many ways
Of course Sam fucking knows.
As much as we fucking know…
“I’m on my way!” I say as I remain naked in bed
nowyoukno some last words
I love how it’s a parrot and then BAM actual humans who knew
"Quite the contrary"
VAN GOGH NO BBY COME HERE
Sorry but “uh oh” has to be the best one yet.
somewhere Pudge from Looking For Alaska is squealing with delight
when someone stops talking to you and youre not sure what you did wrong
How can I relate so much to a fucking chair? This fucking site