don’t ever take me on a date to an aquarium because i will ignore you and spend the whole time looking at the fish
But, if you think about it, that’s all the more reason to go. The person you’re dating gets to sit back and watch you smile and have fun. All the while, he/she’s falling deeper in love with you.
thatS REALLY CUTE IM GONNA CRY
“their cocks nestled together”
“nuzzled his cock”
“his cock bobbed up and down”
why the fuck do people always describe penises like cute little animals I’m trying to read porn but I just keep imagining puppies
I TRIED SO HARD NOT TO REBLOG THIS YOU HAVE NO IDEA BUT THE ART OH MY GOD I AM DYING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Monty Python’s The Meaning Of Life
Guys this skit came out in the 1960s
my condolences to anyone who knew me two years ago
my condolences to anyone who still knows me now tbh
isn’t it creepy that from the day you are born you start to die
Kitten: I shall groom you, friend dog!
Kitten: I have made a tactical error.
I think this is the only cat gif I have ever felt compelled to reblog.
i can’t handle the bald guy he doesn’t even try
oh my gosh it’s back
I laughed at this for like an hour the first time it was on my dash
The bald guy is driving the boat. It’s like he realized he fucked up and deserves whatever punishment Neptune deems fit
Fun work? Is that even possible? What do you think?
This comics essay is part of a book called Brick by Brick, which I am now raising money to self publish on Kickstarter! Please check out the link for more details!
this is the philosophy I’ve lived by for years and it hasn’t failed me yet
It’s really cute West sticks out his tongue when he’s focused.
It’s really cute Misha sticks out his tongue when he’s hey wait a minute…